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Teachers
|SubmittedBy:GoodBoy22
Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous.
The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 20.
Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant. As the policeman turned to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors on the floor ...looking scared to death!
He asked the driver, "What's wrong with them?" The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105.
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luv letter by a Maths student to his gf
| Submited By:Manish Sharma
My sweet 'straight line,' yestrday,i was passing by ur 'rectangular' house in 'trignometric' lane.There my eyes with d 'positive slope' felt 'orthogonally' on ur cute 'circular' face, 'conical' nose & 'spherical' eyes.Before seeing u my heart was 'null set', but when a 'vector' from ur eyes at d 'deviation' of 'theta radian' made a 'tangent' to my heart i got 'diffrentiated'.my luv 4 u is a 'quadratic eqution' with 'real roots'.nw u can only 'integrate' me back 2 my life....with my love 'tending to infinity'...mksharma@iitk.ac.in
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recharge
| Submited By:tanmayrampur
namaskar,
Aapki dosti ka recharge khatm ho raha hai. Kripya ise 5 msg bhej recharge karwayen,7 msg bhej ne par ek "SWEET MISSED CALL" bilkul free.
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bomb
| Submited By:tanmayrampur
1 terrorist ne budhia ke paas bomb rakh dia, log chillane lage "budhia bomb hai", "budhia bomb hai".
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wo sharmate hue boli "Wo toh main jawani me thi."
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a patient
| Submited By:chirag
a patient on operation bed says to a nurse give me my vollet. doctor says you should give money after operation.patient replies in am not giving you money but only cheking how much i have?
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