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monukumar a new age Namkeen snack. Kurkure is a healthy snack manufactured by the Pepsico India Holdings (P) Limited’s FritoLay division. The new Kurkure Desi Beats is out in the market and you must have known by now who is endorsing the new Kurkure Desi Beats. For the ones, who still don’t know about it. Any guesses? No. It is none other than the sexy Kareena Kapoor. She is endorsing Kurkure, the health snack and the advertisement in which she is starring for the same is very outrageous. The sexy dance moves is really to look forward to. All the Kurkure snack products are manufactured using healthy edible ingredients that we use in our daily kitchen. These ingredients include Rice meal, Corn meal, Gram Meal, Edible oil, Seasonings, Salt, Spices and Condiments and Flavours. Also, do check out the new Kurkure website Top

monu Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 20. Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant. As the policeman turned to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors on the floor ...looking scared to death! He asked the driver, "What's wrong with them?" The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105. Top

monu Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 20. Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant. As the policeman turned to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors on the floor ...looking scared to death! He asked the driver, "What's wrong with them?" The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105. Top

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monu ek sardar ek aurat ke saath bahar jaate rehta ... tho usko kuch log chedte... bolte kya girl friend hai yaar... tab sardar palat kar bolta girlfreind hogi teri !! meri tho behan hai ... new delhi govindpuri kalkaji 110019 1338/8-c Top

monu Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... But we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy ! 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want to work for this company? I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind. 3. Why should I hire you? You have to hire some one, you may give me a try. 4. What would you do if this happened? Well, it depends my Mindset and mood at that situation... 5. What is your biggest strength? Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company 6. What is your biggest weakness? Girls 7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it? Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today 8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of? Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there. 9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it? Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that. 10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job? For the same reason why you left your earlier job 11. What do you want from this job? If no work is given but keep giving good hikes 12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them? Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs 13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us? Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website 14. What is the salary expected and how do justify that? Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard (I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30%) For more jokes like this, please visit: storiesinenglish.blogspot.com Top samta singh | Submited By:No Name once santa want America on a beach . one american askes him "hello,how do you do " . He replied , "I open the zip and do". Top ek pizza ne doosre pizza ko kya kaha ??????????? PIZZA HUT Top INDIAN | Submited By:No Name Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho....... ........ Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver). FOR MORE OF THESE JOKES, VISIT MRNYKJOKES.BLOGSPOT.COM Top ROBBERY | Submited By:No Name Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine, Happily they drank & went away. Nxt day Headline:Blood Bank lutya gya. CHECK OUT MRNYKJOKES.BLOGSPOT.COM FOR MORE OF THESE JOKES Top

monu (father ) dad na robert lekar aata ! tho woh robert sab kuch sach bolta hai ..jo jhoot bole us ko ek slap lagata ? tho uska ( $on )beta .. school se late aata tho ( father ) dad puchta kidar the tum ? tho ($On)beta bola..special class thi !! tab robert ek slap lagaya !! then ( father ) dad bola sahi bol !! then ( $on )child says..i went to mythological movie then it slaps !!! phir ($on)ladka bolta i been to adult movie tab ( father ) dad bolta adult movie !! maine aaj tak nahi dekhi tum dekh raha ho !! then robert slaps ( father )dad then his wife interfeares ..jaisa baap waisa beta.. then robert slaps wife Top ek ladka rote rehta ... school jakar wapas laoth tha hai! us ki school ki dewar girne se uski chutti hojati !! ab woh rote rehta !! puchne par bolta school ki dewar gir gayi hai ? phir uski maa puchte is mein rone wali kya baat hai !! tab woh kehta ..us dewar mein koi bhi dab kar zakhmi nahi huva ? agar koi zakhmi hota tho aur do din chutti milti !!!! Top

monu monu Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl . Top Santa Singh and Titanic | Submited By:No Name Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards ! Top jin:kya hukum hai mere Aaqa...? Aaqa:INDIA se terrorist khatam,Mehangai kam aur petrol sasta kar do... jin:Aaqa...!hukum karo, laund pana mat karo....! Top TELEPHONE BILL!!! | Submited By:No Name The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting. Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile …. ………………………….. See below …………………………………………….. Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones. Top when email goes to a wrong person!!!!!!! | Submited By:No Name When email goes to a wrong person!!!!!!!!!! A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've reached I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow !! Top

monu monu Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death Conserve toilet paper, use both sides Don't come knocking if the car is rocking Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain All men are Idiots, and I married their King DRIVE LIKE HELL.. YOU'LL GET THERE! Top